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Kanye West writes like a 15 year-old-schoolgirl: Part 2

July 9, 2008

The Oscar Wilde of the 20th Century?

The pensive and intellectual Kanye West has graced us with another blog entry, addressing the rumour that he’s taking anger management classes.

This particular thought-provoking oasis of wisdom is entitled:

NO ANGER MANAGEMENT… IF ANYTHING I NEED ANGER ENHANCEMENT! LOL!!!
07.07.2008

In it he writes of how the media may be somewhat mistaken in their speculations and of his indignation at their hasty folly.  This is beautifully presented with the use of no less than 15 rhetorical question marks and a climatic: “SIIIIIGGGHHHH!!!”

You present your argument well, Mr West.  Well done.

He even points out his own recognition of his highly journalistic skills:

Check this out…I took a quote from my rant and used it as my headline.. just like a real media outlet would…  hahaha

Indeed, Mr West.  Well done. 

Bless.

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Kanye West writes like a 13-year-old schoolgirl

June 30, 2008

Amy Winehouse, ever elegant and refined, called Kanye West a C word during her Glastonbury performance this weekend.  Now, whenever Kanye gets ‘dissed he likes to take to his blog to defend himself with articulate dignity, and this time was no exception.

OMG, LIKE, KANYE IS SUCH A COOL GANGSTA!!!!! THAT AMY WHINEHOUSE  IS SOOOOOOOO STOOPID!!!!!!!

LOLZ!!!!!!!