Archive for the ‘Car Crash Babies’ Category

I want to adopt Willow Smith

November 21, 2010

Mommy and Daddy inspired me to be a performer. I get my flow from Daddy, my singing ability from Mommy, and the camera stuff from both. That’s just what happens when you hang out with the Smiths!

How cute is Willow? And how much does she look like her dad?

I like that she called her parents mommy and daddy.  It hints that she’s not growing up too fast despite the record deal with Jay-Z and megastar parents.

I also like her wacky sense of style.

This girl  is gonna be huge!

Nicole Richie is looking great

December 15, 2009

I am so digging Nicole’s healthier-looking body and glossy brown hair.  Proof indeed that food does a body good. 

Isn’t she doing a nice job of distancing herself from the blonde-airhead-DUI days and projecting herself as a serious working mum?

Couple had 18 kids for God

July 27, 2008

It’s interesting this story has come up because during my holidays I had a conversation about whether it’s selfish of us to have children in a world that’s over-populated and riddled with poverty.  Sure it’s lovely to have kids, but in doing so are we compromising the economy amongst many other factors?

Well, Alexandru and Livia Lonce, above, don’t seem to think so.  The couple from Canada have 18 children.  Yes 18.  And none of them were even multiple births.  She just keeps popping them out one after the other, after the other, after the other.

Alexandru says: “We just let God guide our lives, you know, because we strongly believe life comes from God and that’s the reason we did not stop the life.  We let life come.

Of course they do.  Let life come,  and suffer with the rest of the world!

Well, as soon as I read about this, only one thought came into my mind … crank up the volume and enjoy:

Nicole Kidman popped out a girl

July 8, 2008

Nicole is now hopefully free from the pregnancy
hormones that presumably made her choose this outfit

Seemingly the least maternal woman in showbiz, Nicole Kidman, has had a baby girl.  That was one weird pregnancy.  There was no bump for about seven months, then one came from nowhere and now the baby is here!

And they called her… Sunday Rose Kidman Urban.  When I typed that out the first time I put “Road” instead of “Rose,” probably because of the ‘Urban’ – but also because I wouldn’t put it past celebs to give their kids a name as stupid as that. 

Hmm, I’ve always liked Rose, but Sunday?  Aww hell no… all the kids at school are going to be singing: “Easy like Sunday morning” at her.  Poor Sunday.  Reputation ruined already.

But congratulations to Nicole and Keith.  After a miscarriage and rumours of her adopted children snubbing her for creepy step mum Katie Holmes, I hope she finds maternal bliss with her newborn.