Archive for the ‘Angelina Jolie’ Category

Golden Globes dresses!

January 18, 2011

In no particular order, let’s take a look at this year’s hits and misses…

First of all, Angie-Jo wore colour. Actual colour. All over her. And she does sort of look like Ariel’s fin but we can look past this because the woman looks so much more alive when she steps away from the black.



Angelina Jolie is a very good person, in case you didn’t realise

September 9, 2010

Now, anyone who knows me, and knows Car Crash Culture, knows that I love Angelina Jolie.

I was vehemently defending her the other day when a friend and I were having a conversation about who is more inspirational/gorgeous/all round awesome – Angelina or Cheryl Cole.

Anyway, I wander from my original point which is, I love Angelina Jolie.  I’d probably worship her all the more fervently if she experimented more with colour, but you catch my drift.


Is there really any denying it anymore?

November 4, 2008

Angelina Jolie has the most stunning face in the world.  Discuss.


July 30, 2008

Jennifer Aniston must have walked past or something…

So there’s talk of Angelina Jolie, aka Queen of the Universe, being cast as the next cat woman.

Well duh!  Just look at her.  She has what must be the most gorgeously feline face in the world.  Sigh… sorry where was I?  My eyes keep wondering back to the picture.

Seriously, I think the role would suit her perfectly.  Not just because of her looks but because she’s really quite good at smouldering and kicking arse while not saying a great deal.  

Take Wanted as an example.  She’s always pouting, and looking great, all while shooting someone in the head or breaking their back, but she only ever utters a line every half hour. 

Not that she can’t deliver lines, as her performance in Girl, Interrupted proves.  Therefore if she’s going to be type-cast as the hot-but-mysteriously-tormented-action-goddess, so be it!

Either way the woman is going to win with this.  After all, the Razzie-winning version that starred Halle Berry is not going to be hard to beat is it?

A press conference for Angelina’s twins

July 3, 2008

Updated: What next, a press conference when she farts?

I know this blog is light hearted and bitchy, but upon hearing that Angelina Jolie’s doctor is giving a press conference later today, I’m worried.

Celebrities don’t give press conferences to simply announce a birth do they?  Usually it’s just a press statement, on a piece of paper.

I’ve read rumours on the grapevine that one of her twins, a girl, has been monitored throughout the pregnancy because she has a heart condition. This would explain why we haven’t seen much of Angelina recently.

Let’s just keep our fingers crossed that Angelina and her babies are ok.  As I said before, I love this woman.  She’s done so much for children around the world, so it would be tragic if anything were to happen to one of her own.


The press conference was just to say that everything is ok, and Angelina is resting in hospital. 

Now, either Angelina has a doctor who fancied basking in some press attention or she has some serious notions of self grandeur.  I mean yeah, she’s Angelina Jolie, but a whole press conference just to state that?  Lame.

Well… I guess you saw my caring side up there… I… er… the bitching will commence! 

I’m linked to Angelina Jolie!

June 26, 2008

Well kinda.  Not really.  I’ll explain in a bit.

I’m such a loser when it comes to celebrities.  I get starstruck when I see a high profile politician.  I’d probably squeal at someone I recognised off an advert.  Especially if it was Barry Scott off the Cilit Bang ads. He is a legend after all.

Anyway, I’d say the most famous person I’ve seen in the flesh is Steve Carell, very shortly after seeing The 40 Year Old Virgin, and I was just a big British blob of arse-licking goo. “Oh Steve, you’re so funny! I loved you in Bruce Almighty!” Cringe.

I can officially vouch that Steve Carell deals with
hysterical British tourists with politeness and grace.

But anyway. There was a point to this. Ah yes. I just read on officially the best blog in the world, Dlisted, that John Mayer is in the UK, in a neighbouring city to where I live.  And you know whose on tour with him?  Yes, his new girlfriend Rachel Green  Jennifer Aniston.  Jennifer Aniston is a train ride away from me!  Eeeee!  Ok, as you’ve probably guessed, I don’t live in London, therefore having actual A-list celebrities near me is a rare and exciting occurance.

Jenny and John have been papped mixing with mere
mortals near where I live. I want to be one of those mortals!

So when I find out they are nearby I get all angsty.  Like, the other day I read in heat  that Alexa Chung and Alex Turner were in a club that I go to sometimes, and was shouting: “Why?  WHY wasn’t I there?!  So not fair!”  Yeah, sad I know.

But I’m wandering from the point again (this blog entry is sponsored by beer).  The point is that Jennifer Aniston is next door to me (well, sort of).  She was married to Brad Pitt, who is now breeding with with Angelina Jolie, who I happen to absolutely worship.  So, I now have a closer link to Angie!  I might be almost breathing the same air as someone who has breathed the same air as someone who has actually touched her!


Ok, I’ll give up now.  Put the beer keyboard down.

Seriously though, I love Angelina.  I’ll say bad stuff about anyone on here, but not her.  Speaking of which, I wonder whether The Chosen Twins have popped out yet?