Archive for March, 2009

I’m making my Christmas list early this year

March 12, 2009


You know, the best thing about the fashion industry is that it really does cater for everyday life.  I mean who could actually live without a coat made from mini kermit corpses?


And hands up who feels simply naked if they pop out for milk without the head of a pink fluffy monster drummer on top of their own nonce?

Actually, I can take the piss all I want, but my mum once gave me a cardigan that looked exactly like Animal from the muppets for my birthday.

I was a student at the time and thought I could get away with it.  I even wore it to lectures once or twice.  There were a lot of people at my university who gave up drugs shortly after that.


For those of you who needed an introduction…

March 5, 2009

A little while ago I made a comment about how only Tilda Swinton could pull something off and a few of you were like: “Who is Tilda Swinton?”  Who indeed!

Tilda Swinton is goddess of wearing utterly kooky outfits and usually totally pulling it off.  She is Queen of makeup dodging.  She is High Empress of  “I don’t give a shit”.

Ladies and gents, THIS is Tilda Swinton:


See what I mean?  Huh? huh??  I mean, who else on this earth would wear a dress that looks like an actual hologram?

Scarlett Johansson is just… wow

March 4, 2009


I have already expressed my preference for Scarlett when she’s blonde, but to be quite frank this woman could dye her hair mud-swamp green and still look absolutely stunning.  Just look at that figure.  No bones jutting out, soft curves in all the right places.  And the best thing is, she’s not 6 ft tall.  She’s definately a healthier role model to aspire to.

Oh, and I would actually give up chocolate forever for those shoes.  Maybe.