Archive for July, 2008

Agyness gets a new ‘do

July 31, 2008

I quite like Agy, who’s hailed to be the next Kate Moss.  I saw her interviewed on TV a little while back and was intrigued to hear a down-to-earth northern accent come from the exotic, androgynous face that I’d seen plastered absolutely everywhere.

People criticise her for her edgy style but even more applaud it.  Personally I think she blows that aging hag Kate Moss right out the window.  Whereas Kate is usually papped with a constant sneer etched on her face, Agy always looks really relaxed and happy. 

Hmm, maybe a few more years in the industry will change that – but I hope not.

Saying that, I don’t like her new hair much.  She was probably sick of everyone copying her last ‘do but I bet all the sheep are now running to their salons with this picture in tow.

What do you think of the new Agy ‘do? 

(Haha… “Agy ‘do”!  Agy do do do, push pineapple… er, nevermind.)



July 30, 2008

Jennifer Aniston must have walked past or something…

So there’s talk of Angelina Jolie, aka Queen of the Universe, being cast as the next cat woman.

Well duh!  Just look at her.  She has what must be the most gorgeously feline face in the world.  Sigh… sorry where was I?  My eyes keep wondering back to the picture.

Seriously, I think the role would suit her perfectly.  Not just because of her looks but because she’s really quite good at smouldering and kicking arse while not saying a great deal.  

Take Wanted as an example.  She’s always pouting, and looking great, all while shooting someone in the head or breaking their back, but she only ever utters a line every half hour. 

Not that she can’t deliver lines, as her performance in Girl, Interrupted proves.  Therefore if she’s going to be type-cast as the hot-but-mysteriously-tormented-action-goddess, so be it!

Either way the woman is going to win with this.  After all, the Razzie-winning version that starred Halle Berry is not going to be hard to beat is it?

Couple had 18 kids for God

July 27, 2008

It’s interesting this story has come up because during my holidays I had a conversation about whether it’s selfish of us to have children in a world that’s over-populated and riddled with poverty.  Sure it’s lovely to have kids, but in doing so are we compromising the economy amongst many other factors?

Well, Alexandru and Livia Lonce, above, don’t seem to think so.  The couple from Canada have 18 children.  Yes 18.  And none of them were even multiple births.  She just keeps popping them out one after the other, after the other, after the other.

Alexandru says: “We just let God guide our lives, you know, because we strongly believe life comes from God and that’s the reason we did not stop the life.  We let life come.

Of course they do.  Let life come,  and suffer with the rest of the world!

Well, as soon as I read about this, only one thought came into my mind … crank up the volume and enjoy:

Famous words of wisdom: Brooke Hogan

July 22, 2008

You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?

Oh dear.  Nice try Brooke, but those “chick with a dick” rumours still won’t go away you know.

BNTM’s Leanne speaks to Car Crash Culture – and she’s moving in with Alex!

July 10, 2008

Leanne, left, on her first shoot of BNTM, with runner-up Catherine. 

Yes, you read the title right, Leanne Nagle spoke to yours truly!  I managed to contact my favourite BNTM contestant by using my elite list of contacts and winning personality.  Or, you know, I stalked her a bit.  Whichever way you want to look at it.

But anyway, Leanne – who, by the way, is one of the sweetest, most down to earth models I’ve ever spoken to – gave me some dirt about her future plans and how she feels about BNTM winner Alex.

Well it turns out that Leanne and Alex are good mates and are moving in together soon. She says: “Ali was my best friend in the house … she is such a lovely girl. The editing of her is awful at times which doesn’t help her at all. We are moving to London in September together!”

When I asked her what she’s doing now, the stunning redhead told me she’s working on a new drama series called New Me TV.

She says: “There’s girls all over competing for the new cover girl – that’s what the series is about. I’m really excited about it! I’m working behind the scenes as well with the girls and for most of them it’s their first time acting on film.”

When I ask her whether being on BNTM changed her life she says: “It changed my way of life but my perception of life hasn’t changed – I still run to Mummy when i need a cuddle and go in our crappy little summer house for fags and tea!”

A girl after our own hearts.  Good luck Leanne!

Kanye West writes like a 15 year-old-schoolgirl: Part 2

July 9, 2008

The Oscar Wilde of the 20th Century?

The pensive and intellectual Kanye West has graced us with another blog entry, addressing the rumour that he’s taking anger management classes.

This particular thought-provoking oasis of wisdom is entitled:


In it he writes of how the media may be somewhat mistaken in their speculations and of his indignation at their hasty folly.  This is beautifully presented with the use of no less than 15 rhetorical question marks and a climatic: “SIIIIIGGGHHHH!!!”

You present your argument well, Mr West.  Well done.

He even points out his own recognition of his highly journalistic skills:

Check this out…I took a quote from my rant and used it as my headline.. just like a real media outlet would…  hahaha

Indeed, Mr West.  Well done.