In no particular order, let’s take a look at this year’s hits and misses…
First of all, Angie-Jo wore colour. Actual colour. All over her. And she does sort of look like Ariel’s fin but we can look past this because the woman looks so much more alive when she steps away from the black.
Now, I noticed this during all the Burlesque hoo-haa but usually the moment you notice a celebrity’s weight it changes the other way about a week later – but Christina really is embracing the flesh. Of course she’s not fat but she’s a good two stones heavier than she was. She looks healthy. Good on her. And the dress is, you know, alright but it looks like her perfume bottle and that’s just tacky.
Nicole matched her dress to her skin. Doing nothing to tone down that “ice queen” image thing she’s had going on for the last decade or so.
And while we’re on the subject of undead skin tones, Leighton Meester here looked like she had her makeup done down the embalmers.
And Michelle Williams looked like a marshmallow.
And I don’t really have an opinion on what Natalie wore because I still can’t help inwardly squeeing about all her recent good news whenever I look at her because she is possibly the most fabulous person to walk the planet.
And Megan Fox has managed to mess with her face so much she now has the dreaded ‘wonk-eye’, as previously exemplified by Terri Hatcher and Paris Hilton. Except Paris’s is natural and not because of surgery so we’ll let her off. Maybe.
Lea Michele looks as annoying as her Glee character. Which, by the way, is one of the reasons why I have been absent from blogging since before Christmas. I discovered it and became obsessed.
And Amber Riley looks far less annoying and has a far nicer dress.
Meanwhile, Christina Hendricks is actually morphing into Jessica Rabbit.
And I don’t know how anyone can cover every last inch of themselves in sequins with odd shaped-shoulders and still look utterly gorgeous. But Anne Hathaway managed to. But then, she could pull off a bin bag.
Tags: Amber Riley, Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Christina Aguilera, Christina Hendricks, dresses, fashion, Glee, Golden Globes, Lea Michele, Leighton Meester, Michelle Williams, Nicole Kidman
