Rihanna is prickly

That Rihanna is so warm and approachable. 

Doncha just want to run over there and give her a big, tight, bear hug?

The Olsens look like toddlers who raided grandma’s closet again

Can someone explain why the duckface twins  have made millions and millions of dollars through fashion design?  They always look a complete mess!

This picture is a perfect example of how they never wear the clothes – the clothes wear them.  They swamp their teeny tiny frames with layer upon layer, wear shoes that are too big for them and what is up with those bags?  They look like the sort of thing you see dads carrying on their daily commute to the city.

I don’t mind Ashley (left) so much but Mary-Kate is a repeat fashion offender in my book and always looks like she needs to scrub her face and start again with the makeup.  That lipstick isn’t doing much for her.  And I won’t even mention the hat.

Who would seriously take style tips from these two?

Scrrrrreeeeeam!!!!

Now I don’t really care whether R-Pattz and Kristen are doing it or not.  Let’s face it, they probably are.  They’re both the most coveted, adulated young things in the world right now, so why shouldn’t they rub their naughty bits together in joint celebration of their supreme awesomeness?

But anyway, they have been doing the New Moon rounds this week, attending a big fan party in London and Twilight mania has well and truly landed.

Some of my more regular readers may know I’m a bit of a Twi-hard myself.  And I may or may not have  noticed that R-Pattz is a bit of a dish.  And I may or may not have a bit of a girl crush on Kristen Stewart (why, oh why couldn’t I be as cool and aloof and have as nice skin as her when I was a teenager?).

So don’t laugh but I’m actually going to a Twilight themed party my friend is throwing next weekend.  A group of us are going to watch Twilight at her house, then go to the cinema to see New Moon and just basically be sad, dribbling lunatics for one night. 

We have been texting back and forth excitedly about how to make her house Twilight themed:

“Venom and blood cocktails?”

“R-Pattz posters?”

“Black, red and white balloons?”

Then she sent: “And we can eat out of dog bowls!!”

No Mel.  Maybe not.

It’s funny because the books are badly written and the first film wasn’t really that good, but I just got so stupidly into the characters and plot  that I can’t help but be a complete geek about this. 

How about you – are you a Twi-hard?

Making a stand against duck face

Every time I see a picture of Miley Cyrus doing THAT with her mouth, I just want to shake her and every other pretentious young girl out there that does exactly the same expression and scream: “YOUR FACE DOES NOT LOOK GOOD WHEN YOU DO THAT. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A WEIRD SLUG-LIKE GROWTH WHERE YOUR MOUTH SHOULD BE”.  Olsen twins take note.  Lindsay Lohan take note.  Myspace tween posers take note.  Please, please take note- your “model pout” does not make you look like Angelina Jolie.  It makes you look like a duck.

And now I have found a website that feels the same way I do.  Say hello to Stop Making That Duck Face.

It’s basically a couple of American dudes taking the michael and humiliating people that pull duck face whenever a camera is pointed at them, like Miley up there, and many non-famous girls.  And it’s pretty hilarious.

So, if you like to succumb to the odd bit of duck face yourself, don’t say I didn’t warn you when your friends send your picture to these guys so the entire world can laugh at you.

No.

Dear Rihanna,

Fail.

Big, fat, Mr Whippy-just-threw-up-all-over-you FAIL.

Love,

NOTGL x

Ps. Hair fail too.

Has Lady GaGa had work done?

I’ve always thought Lady GaGa looks like a sort of beautiful rabbit, with those big doe eyes and sort of goofy mouth.  Like a beautiful alien-rabbit-hermaphrodite-creature.

It’s really strange to see her without any sort of face furniture though- where are the dark glasses, facial netting and elaborate head pieces?

Maybe she’s trying to show off her face for once because she’s had work done. Isn’t she looking a bit… different?  A little more generic maybe?  Methinks someone may have got herself a bit of a nose job.